I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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