I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
it's like iHOP with fire
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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