these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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