Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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