I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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