Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
