That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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