my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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