My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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