a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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