just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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