In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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