yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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