What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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