Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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