addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize