Non-Jews are for practice
My hand turned me down
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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