it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize