It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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