Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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