I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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