best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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