Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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