Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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