Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Im part way to drunk.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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