That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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