All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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