its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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