I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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