talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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