...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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