So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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