My hand turned me down
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You were trust falling into bushes
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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