thus making me awesome and them whores
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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