Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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