well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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