Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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