If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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