I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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