She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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