She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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