I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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