I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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