pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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