is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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