i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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