fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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