i think my tv is drunk
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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As shirtless as possible
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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