On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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