I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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