Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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