just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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