You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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