She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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