sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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