you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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