HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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